You may try your luck with the sellers of fake cervelo on AliX. Ridelove store, Clapotic carbon bike store, Taiwan Eisen bike store are 3 stores (there's a good chance there's some overlap - could even be the same people masquerading as different stores) that sell fake S5. If you dig 5-10min on AliX, you will find them, they're hiding in plain sight. code names like sl7, sl8, s5, slr, will quickly take you to them (rather than specialized sl7, for eg).
These shops will sell you fake bikes with full logos & so on. Usually the frames are much heavier, so there's no pretense of them being the real deal.
Depending on who you ask, it's illegal, cringe, tempting... Would be curious to see the handlebars on that S5. I probably wouldn't trust them, but i'd love to see them.