Everyone need to take a chill pill.
That is true. But then again, the op was a little pissy and so was some of the response. Dick in, dick out, as they say (no, wait, I might have misremembered that).
Panda Podium do a quality Carbon saddle manufactured by Pardus @65g $229USD ...
I might be blind, but that saddle looks nothing like what the op was looking for?
(Not to mention that it costs more than the all-bells-and-whistles version of the prologo.)
... and you get to keep your teeth
I'm a bit concerned how you use your bike (or if I have been riding backwards all those years).