Author Topic: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet  (Read 44019 times)

SillyMochi

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2025, 04:00:59 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

SCNR! Damn, that chameleon paint really fades against the seatpost and handlebars :D

I think this could still work but would go into a different vibe. Not the full bling-bling version as those Dragon Bikes. Then again, you wanted to build the slickest bike on the planet, soooooo  :P
Honestly, not sure what to think about it atm. Guess I'll have to sleep on it and take another look tomorrow.
Slow on the climb. And everywhere else.

debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2025, 04:33:53 PM »
Cheers for the input! And appreciate that this dumbass project gets to impose on your sleep, haha.

I guess it should be noted that the wheels, when done right, would do a lot for the overall look. I was sort of expecting something like what Trek has done with their Icon series sort of paints, but i guess a case is being made for them being just as underwhelming IRL and that all the promo pictures just make them look way too good.



Either way. Not disappointed really, but torn between just completing this, ironing out the kinks in this build (can't wait to figure out the chainline on the 5mm too wide crankset) and calling it the first iteration - or just perfecting this on the first go with a different frame.


jeffrey

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2025, 02:10:22 PM »
In my opinion you should repaint it or change frame, I have it in the same color and most of the time it looks just british green or sometimes a nice dark blue. Only under direct sunlight it will sometime sparkle, but then not enough to match the other parts.
IMHO the frame for your build must either be much more flashy, or more muted so to let the slicky parts shine (I'm thinking a matte anthracite/black).

jonathanf2

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2025, 07:39:27 PM »

debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2025, 12:28:23 PM »
All right, so i had to think about it and finally decided that the Ceccotti will get to live its life as a chunky, regular old carbon gravel bike, not as the slickest bike ever. We need a replacement, and i have to say thanks to all who have contributed with input so far, it did help with the decision.


How about oil slick titanium?  ;D

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256808102380457.html

How in all hells did you find this? None of my searches have showed these frames. Image searching with this shows up a few alternatives, and likewise, another alternative i have seriously been considering did also show up to have a little store on AliEx, namely XACD.
https://www.ti-bikes.com/titanium-bike-frame/titanium-road-bike-frame/titanium-road-bike-frame-flat-mount.html

Milling about and checking their references for a bit, it seems like this frame would be a legit solution for this build. And it looks bonkers!



Also, my build just became three times more expensive. But we've gone too far now to not do it, haha.
Currently in contact with XACD to figure out details on the frame and order. Let's see how this goes.

In the meantime, i'm still recieving random oil slick parts from previous orders, so it's all just trickling along. Pics of stuff (and i guess of the eventually finished Ceccotti) are coming along in here while we wait for the titanium frame to get sorted out.

SillyMochi

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2025, 03:21:49 PM »
Regarding hubs: I came across Cantu Wheels in a recent GCN Tech show video. They were featuring oil slick hubs for road/gravel use. Might wanna give it a look?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxYHJIw2kJg&t=29s
Slow on the climb. And everywhere else.

jonathanf2

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #36 on: June 02, 2025, 03:22:01 PM »
How in all hells did you find this? None of my searches have showed these frames. Image searching with this shows up a few alternatives, and likewise, another alternative i have seriously been considering did also show up to have a little store on AliEx, namely XACD.
https://www.ti-bikes.com/titanium-bike-frame/titanium-road-bike-frame/titanium-road-bike-frame-flat-mount.html

Milling about and checking their references for a bit, it seems like this frame would be a legit solution for this build. And it looks bonkers!



Also, my build just became three times more expensive. But we've gone too far now to not do it, haha.
Currently in contact with XACD to figure out details on the frame and order. Let's see how this goes.


If you're going to go oil slick, might as well go with the full titanium treatment! If I had the funds, this is straight up baller status right here at least when it comes to bike parts!  ;)

debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2025, 04:03:06 AM »
It seems we are looking at a price after shipping at around 2000 dollars. Thats steep even for my generous budget, so i will be shopping around for a bit and see how we can end up.

Been going down the route of trying to find an OEM distributor and even considering buying in bulk, like 5 frames, but still nobody seems to be able to make an aluminium frame in oil slick. Pains me to no end, at this point.

Of course the price would be the main reason, but secondarily the difference in sheen between the materials worries me a little bit. It's supposed to be part of the appeal but i hope it won't stand out too hard.

The difference was abundantly clear while finishing up this budget restoration of a 13 year old On One frame last week, basically the same product as any old chiner titanium build. Built for a friend that wanted silver metal components and wanted to save a few hundred dollars on the stem and seatpost, but the color is noticably different.




debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #38 on: June 30, 2025, 07:19:31 AM »
Beenb quiet for a while, which is simply down to the final weeks before vacation being very busy, and mainly because i've been milling about trying to figure out what to do with the big frame problem.

It seems finally an order with XACD will be the solution. I could probably solve this much cheaper, but that'll be for the next iteration.

Meanwhile, the C25 frame build got finished, in a bit of a monstercross setup with 27,5" wheels and Maxxis Ikon tires.


It doesn't look too bad with a bit of a roadbike setup either!



debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2025, 05:12:43 AM »
All right you guys.
Been a nice long summer vacation but i have not forgotten about this project. Quite the contrary - it is rolling along nicely, with some modifications along the way.

After deliberating with myself for a long while i finally gathered my financial and mental strength to order a custom-geo titanium frame from XACD in Taiwan. It was a lot of fun to fiddle around with. Their service was excellent and i even got a little custom badge on it for fun. It's prettty much the same frame as pictured earlier in the thread, but a slightly different fork (not pictured).


They finished building it this week and just shipped it so not long left to wait now. In the meantime, virtually all parts are in place. Some slight changes to accomodate the frame have been made. I think i will also go for a GRX 1x12 setup instead of the 1x11, for sake of "up-speccing" the bike a little bit. That'll prompt a new chain and cassette, but i'll just throw the 11spd stuff on another build.

I expect i will still need to fiddle with things like seat tube clamps, headsets and such so it might take a month for extra parts to come along once it is recieved, but for what it's worth almost every part has been sourced.

As for wheels, i ended up getting the slightly janky Meroca wheels pictured earlier, which in fact had some beautiful aluminium 27'5" rims. Gonna have to re-spoke them for oilslick spokes somewhere down the line. I put an order in for some janky carbon rims in supposed oilslick that never arrived, so there's still a big gaping hole in the 28" wheel department. Guess i will keep looking.

bxcc

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2025, 05:52:15 AM »
I'm a little late to the party but titanium is relatively easy to get the oil slick look with. There are two ways to anodize titanium. First is heat. A small torch, like what a plumber would use, will do the trick. Second, is with 9v batteries, distilled water, and baking soda. Just source any parts you want in titanium and go full DIY mode. Do a youtube search for "anodizing titanium" and grab some popcorn. There's no shortage of clips to watch.

jeffrey

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2025, 01:58:35 PM »
I was thinking about this project just yesterday, as I was installing these bar-ends on my bike :D
They look neat

https://it.aliexpress.com/item/1005004765500419.html


debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2025, 01:18:08 PM »
I'm a little late to the party but titanium is relatively easy to get the oil slick look with. There are two ways to anodize titanium. First is heat. A small torch, like what a plumber would use, will do the trick. Second, is with 9v batteries, distilled water, and baking soda. Just source any parts you want in titanium and go full DIY mode. Do a youtube search for "anodizing titanium" and grab some popcorn. There's no shortage of clips to watch.

Cheers! Contacting Velocity for a custom anodized 700c aluminium rim, i was actually told to do the same. They were not able to make rims like that themselves, but recommended me to get some raw aluminium rims and anodizing them myself. That kinda stuff would definetly be new territory for me, but might just be the only sensible way to get proper 28" rims.

For now, i have got the cheesy 650B Meroca wheels which should be quite satisfying once i get them re-spoked with oilslick spokes and nipples. That'll be coming along once i get around to ordering the right spokes!

debaser

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2025, 02:36:52 PM »
Oh, and a fun bit of news. The frame has arrived!!

Took just a week to get here from Hong Kong and i must say it definetly does the job.




Everything is wrong in the pic of course, i just threw stuff together to have a look at the fit. Still lacking a few little pieces, which became apparent once i had it in my hands. Gonna have to wait for the headset and BB still.

So there's an order in for some bits and bobs, and since i have upgraded the groupset to 1x12 i will need to get a new cassette. Now, i cannot really decide if i should go for the cheap sunshine thing at $40: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005838729902.html or go for the much more expensive but arguably nicer looking ZTTO variant: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005966996143.html

Also opting against the white seat for now, and wondering if i should be getting for this ugly-ass thing: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005004428481317.html
 or this nicer, but possibly underwhelming one; https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009215872010.html
Thoughts?

And yeah, i'm gonna go full dinner plate-sized cassette, i would not be surprised if the weight tips over 11kg or so. The fork alone is like 1,1 kg  :'( Weight ain't the point of this build though, that should be obvious. The whole point is absolute stupidity.

00Garza

Re: Let's make the slickest bike on the planet
« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2025, 03:53:55 PM »
This is coming out as awful as I'd hoped. Great job!