Author Topic: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?  (Read 3901 times)

BeR

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #45 on: October 31, 2024, 12:24:01 PM »
I would reach out to Tantan to see if they'll send you a frame....

It is best to order the frame as an anonymous in order to don't have a "special" QC because of the notoriety.

Pistonbroke

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #46 on: October 31, 2024, 12:35:01 PM »
What it be douchey of me to start a GoFundMe to raise funds? Everyone donates $15 haha

My monthly YouTube revenue and OnlyFan accounts aren't as lucrative as it seems...

With 3500 curious hits on this thread I don't think it's actually a bad shout, I'd be in for fifteen:-)
You could raffle the frame off after full testing and donate to charity.... Everyone wins!

neobiker

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #47 on: October 31, 2024, 05:11:44 PM »
What it be douchey of me to start a GoFundMe to raise funds? Everyone donates $15 haha

My monthly YouTube revenue and OnlyFan accounts aren't as lucrative as it seems...

You should try, I would donate for sure :)

Maybe that would be even a new business model, if people want to see a review for a potential purchase, they might consider this an insurance :)

patliean1

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #48 on: October 31, 2024, 05:17:43 PM »
You could raffle the frame off after full testing and donate to charity.... Everyone wins!

I really like this idea. Test for a couple of months, and then have the Chinertown moderators randomly select a member to receive the frame afterwards. It's a Festivus miracle!

PLA

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #49 on: October 31, 2024, 07:19:33 PM »
I really like this idea. Test for a couple of months, and then have the Chinertown moderators randomly select a member to receive the frame afterwards. It's a Festivus miracle!

Just need the feats of strength to make it feel complete
It’s so clearly a LARP of an aero bike.

Serge_K

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #50 on: October 31, 2024, 09:54:37 PM »
For the terminal use of the frame, I'd vote for a dystopian thing where some child molester has to ride the bike down a very long, very steep road, straight into a solid brick wall. I want slow mo cameras at the point of impact, I want a terminal velocity over 70kmh, I want blood, guts, pink mist really, blowing up. Obviously, the bike has no brakes. I'm not sure how practical it would be to prevent the guy from trying to save himself, so probably there are guard rails with various lovely knick knacks, like razor blades, rusty barb wire, maybe some embankments with broken glass.
And then the victims and their families get to piss on the carcass.
Then you discard the bike and chuck the remains in the compost bin.
That would sell so well as pay per view content. And bits of the impact would make great tiktok videos.

The show would need a nice title, maybe something demure like "piss on the carcass"?

I should work in media.
Fast on the flat. And nowhere else.

BeR

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #51 on: Today at 01:40:26 AM »
Tantan claims that it is full T1000 (not any T700 or T800). What do you think ? (Brittle, fragile,...)

neobiker

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #52 on: Today at 01:42:59 AM »
I really like this idea. Test for a couple of months, and then have the Chinertown moderators randomly select a member to receive the frame afterwards. It's a Festivus miracle!

The challenge is maybe the size of the frame? I think you ride a 56 right?

Pistonbroke

Re: Seraph Bikes Superlight 836g X68 - Alternative to SL8 Fakes?
« Reply #53 on: Today at 02:33:16 AM »
I can fit a 56, so still in for fifteen lol ;D