In your head, in your head, they are cryin'
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie
Thanks for you inspiration sir:
Another frame cracks slowly
Rider’s pride is shaken
And the bargain caused such silence
What deal were you taking?
But you see, it’s not real, it’s not from Italy
In your shed, in your shed, decals fading
With the fake paint and the blobs
And the missed carbon jobs
In your shed, in your shed, it’s degrading
In your shed, in your shed
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie
What’s in your head, in your head?
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie-ie, oh
Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
Check the steerer too-too, too
Doo, doo, doo-doo, doo
Hope you’ve dental insurance too
Another fork is flexing
Clearcoat peeling over
When the head tube starts protesting
You know the dream is over
It’s the same old scheme, “UCI approved” it seems
In your head, in your head, you were flying
With the fake tags and the marks
And the bargain-market sparks
In your head, in your head, you were buying
In your head, in your head
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie
What’s in your head, in your head?
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie-ie
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Bad paint, bad lay-up, no QC
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Fake decals won’t save your teeth
Another listing’s calling
“Same factory,” they’re claiming
But the carbon’s sub-standard
And the seller keeps disclaiming
Not the same old frame, just a copied famous name
In your head, in your head, you were dreaming
With the fake gloss and the lies
And the customs surprise
In your head, in your head, it was screaming
In your shed, in your shed
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie
What’s in your head, in your head?
Chinarello, Chinarello, fake-ie-ie-ie
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Buy it cheap, crash expensively
Eh-eh, oh, ya-ya
Ride the real thing, keep your jaw in one piece
