'Merican friends, we can probably build you boutique bikes in France, you come ride for a week or 2, and fly back with your bike. France is now pretty much a 3rd world country, so shit's cheap

A friend of mine is an ex pro, he now owns and runs a bike shop in Jura, and we can house you too.
So, something to consider: Jura cycling holidays where you show up and your new custom bike is ready to use, then you fly back with it. You can also buy an Audemars Piguet watch while you're at it, if you have 80k to spare, they're our next door neighbors. You'd land in Geneva. It will probably rain.